20 Signs You Twitter Too Much
20. You’ve lost friends because they have chosen not to join Twitter.
19. You’ve Twittered during a speech about Twitter.
18. You’ve said the phrase “I’m big on Twitter.”
17. Your significant other never worries about you cheating on him/her because your brightkite tweets are better than GPS.
16. Something goes wrong in your day and you respond “Fail Whale!”
15. You decide not to argue a point with someone because it will take more than 140 characters to respond.
14. You can write a consumer review of more than 10 Twitter Applications
13. You go to more Tweet-ups than dates
12. Your child’s first word was “Tweet”
11. You know what FTW means.
10. When you forward something, you add RT in the subject line.
9. You refer to people by @. “My @mom went to @starbucks and forgot my latte.”
8. You categorize life events by fake hashtags. “My @mom went to @starbucks and forgot my latte. #thatwomanhaslostherfreakingmind”
7. You add a “tw” to the beginning of every word. “I Twittered my friends from twurch about the tweetup at the twoffee house twonight.”
6. You live life in 140 character increments.
5. You stay up hours after you planned on going to sleep because you have Twitter F.O.MO (Fear of Missing Out).
4. You’re more concerned about improving your Twitter Grade than your performance review.
3. You believe you are close and personal friends with @guykawasaki @jasoncalcanishttp://www.twitter.com/scobleizer and @chrisbrogan
2. You tell your fiance you will save money on wedding invites because you plan to DM most of them.
1. Your grandma logs on to Twitter because that’s the only way she can get a hold of you!
